Neanderthal Makeover

Homo neanderthalensis or Homo heidelbergensis?

Ross Owens on Neanderthal Makeover
Ross Owens on “Neanderthal Makeover”

Large supraorbital torus (big browridge)?  Check.

Applying Kara's browridges
Applying Kara’s browridges

Enhanced nasal projection?  Check.

Kara's enhanced nasal aperture for warming more air?
Kara’s enhanced nasal aperture for warming more air?

Sloping forehead?  Check.

Looking so pretty, Ross's sloping forehead is applied
Looking so pretty, Ross’s sloping forehead is applied

Angulated cheekbones?  Check.

Do you like our angulated cheekbones?
Angulated cheekbones a-go-go!

Less neotenized skull? Check.

Elise is less neotenized than Elizabeth
Elise is less neotenized than Elizabeth

Lenticular braincase? Uhhh…Okay, you got us. 

But we looked better than Hotlegs (pre-10cc).

Hey, it was fun though!

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